MISSING THE BOAT THIS WINTER?
here are a few "tips" on how to get over the winter!
1Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace the closet door with a curtain.
2Put diesel into your humidifier instead of water and set to high.
3Raise the thresholds and lower the heads on your front and back doors so that you either trip over the threshold or hit your head, every time you pass through one of them.
4Leave a lawnmower running in a room to simulate noise levels.
5Drop the ceiling in your bathroom so your head is hitting, then lower the shower head to chest level.
6Once a month take your car engine apart, then put it back together again.
7Have a florescent light fitted under your coffee table then lie under it to read books.
here are a few "tips" on how to get over the winter!
1Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace the closet door with a curtain.
2Put diesel into your humidifier instead of water and set to high.
3Raise the thresholds and lower the heads on your front and back doors so that you either trip over the threshold or hit your head, every time you pass through one of them.
4Leave a lawnmower running in a room to simulate noise levels.
5Drop the ceiling in your bathroom so your head is hitting, then lower the shower head to chest level.
6Once a month take your car engine apart, then put it back together again.
7Have a florescent light fitted under your coffee table then lie under it to read books.